One True Senpai

lordessalicia:

No dialog option has ever been this perfect.

ddelsin:

"I'm gonna shoot the devil in the face." 
"It's more complicated than that."
"Nah…I said in the face."
xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

akatsugay:

tehrisa:

a summary of gay swimmers: the return

The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

Alistair: Casey ugh don't sleep w/loghain he's old enough to be my dad
Loghain: *muttering* old enough to have fucked your dad
Alistair: what
Loghain: nothing

lesbianlavellan:

Lesbian Couslands are seriously underrated.

She’s the only daughter of the second most powerful family in Ferelden, and everyone assumes she’ll get married one day when she meets the right man. Fergus already having a wife and son takes some of the pressure off, but that…

superdiduper:

wanted to try out drawing them 

superdiduper:

wanted to try out drawing them